- Bold Design: This sleek 4.64 x 0.75 inch glossy vinyl sticker says it all. “Problemattic™” is boldly written in the tasteful Mrs Eaves font (legally licensed from Adobe, of course). A subtle yet sharp jab at the current trademark drama.
- High-Quality Material: Crafted from durable, removable glossy white vinyl, this sticker is made to last without leaving a trace—just like certain companies’ licensing arguments that just won’t go away.
- Versatile Use: Perfect for laptops, notebooks, or any flat surface where a little irony and sass are always welcome.
- Perfect for Gifting: A hilarious and timely gift for anyone who’s tuned in to the ongoing WP Engine vs. Automattic saga.
Problemattic™ Sticker
$3.00
240 in stock
Introducing the Problemattic™ sticker, your stylish response to Matt Mullenweg’s ongoing meltdown over WP Engine’s so-called “trademark abuse.” Because apparently, running a successful hosting service while dodging Automattic’s trademark temper tantrums and plugin snatching totally warrants a sticker. Featuring “Problemattic™” in the impeccably tasteful Mrs Eaves font—at least Matt has good taste. This 4.64″ x 0.75″ masterpiece is printed on durable white vinyl glossy material, kiss-cut to perfection. Stick it wherever a little irony and sass are needed—because let’s be honest, it’s better than watching plugins get forked and hostility taken over.
Key Features:
- Size & Fit: Compact 4.64″ x 0.75″, perfect for versatile placement without overwhelming the surface—unlike Automattic’s overwhelming need for control.
- Material Excellence: Made from premium, weather-resistant vinyl that’s built to endure the elements—unlike Automattic’s thin-skinned responses.
- Vibrant Print Quality: High-resolution printing that stays crisp, clear, and colorful—unlike certain plugin takeovers.
- Strong Adhesive: Sticks firmly to any surface without leaving a mess, just like WP Engine stands firm in this dispute.
- Glossy Finish: The sleek, glossy finish adds a shine that Automattic’s PR stunts can only dream of.
Usage Ideas:
- Tech Savvy Statement: Perfect for your laptop, tablet, or phone case, especially if you’re in the tech world dodging legal nonsense.
- Gear Personalization: Slap it on skateboards, helmets, or bikes for a laugh—much better than slapping legal threats on a plugin.
- Office & Workspace Decor: Brighten up your cubicle or notebook and let everyone know whose side you’re really on.
- Water Bottle Flair: Show off your sense of humor and keen awareness of corporate drama while staying hydrated.
- Gift for Colleagues: The ideal gift for any tech-savvy coworker—especially those rolling their eyes at Matt’s latest move.
- Automotive Accessory: Add a touch of corporate satire to your bumper or window—because why not?
